Internet Assigned Numbers Authority Puns

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Sean Duffy [R-WI7]

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They call that the Con Sequence of their actions

Title says it all. Just a theory. To what end? I don’t know.

I purchased two mutual funds of same type. Lumpsum of X amount and started SIP of Y amount. My expectation was that I'll be assigned a single folio where two of these investments will be combined. What's the logic I'm missing here ?

MF: Parag Parikh Liquid, App used: Groww, Investment type: Both SIP and Lumpsum in twodifferent transactions

So I found an old facebook post where I posted my at the time favorite riddle(but didn't comment the solution...)

A teacher has an advance maths class containing 7 students. Every class for the whole year ends with the teacher putting a random number from 1-7 on their heads (they can have the same number as someone else in the class, everyone could get a 5 for example). The students are allowed to look at each others numbers, but not communicate. They then have to guess what number is on their head. As long as at least 1 student guesses correctly every class, they will be taken out for pizza at the end of the year. All the students love pizza, especially well earned pizza, so what strategy can they employ to guarantee they get it?" They can communicate once before the school year to devise a plan and they know everything stated above. This isn't a trick question with an answer like "Have one student blink a number of times equal to a number they see and have everyone guess that number." or anything silly like that.

I don't remember the exact solution but it definitely has one and I remember some aspects of what the solution was. I'm hoping someone can help refresh what the actual answer was as well as share this puzzle with others as I think many people(myself included) have a gut feeling that it should be impossible which are the best kinds of riddles :)

So I have a huge list of 4 digit extension numbers that are assigned to users, I need to do a review of the number vs owner and ensure they match what's in our spreadsheet. I have the below script and it's running through each one individually, but i'd rather it just didn't display each result and just processed the request the dumped the output. I've noticed its dumping heading plus each output whereas i'd rather it just had one header then all the lists below it, but i've also noticed it's not outputting the number along with the name, just the name. Below is what I have so far.

$ipphones = get-content -path "C:\Scripts\numberlist.txt"
ForEach ($ipphone in $ipphones) {
Get-ADUser -Filter "IPPhone -like $ipphone" | Format-Table IPPhone,Name,SamAccountName,Enabled
}
export-csv "C:\Outputs\NumberList.csv" -NoTypeInformation -Encoding UTF8

Below is my output in PS

It does that for every number it checks so I suspect if it actually completed then none of them would show the number it check against in the list. My csv is also not outputting, if I have it in the script then I suspect it'll output a csv per check and just keeo overwriting each one. I tried adding -append but im getting nonsense in my csv. Any ideas? Ideally I want my csv like so:

"Hey bob, I see you trying to hack my desktop. Knock it off or your IP reputation will be ruined!"