But then bees will just be BS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Enchiladas are just Americanized BS.

Everywhere else they’re centimeteriladas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidstinkypoop
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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This new fad diet I'm on is BS. I've lost zero pounds on the taquito diet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Count-Basie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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That's BS

Dad: Time for bed now. I have to seep. You should sleep.

Me: Aw come on it isn't even 11. That's BS.

Dad: It is BS....

....BED SYNCHRONIZATION.

Me: Bye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPorky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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Seems weird that rats have 12 nipples

Dozen tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I told my friend that I just got my Bachelor of Science.

My friend said, β€œThat’s BS!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteinbergrules
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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The letters in the alphabet get confused all the time.

I heard that E was confused one time because he was told BS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rorolith
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.

Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savantard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I hate the key E minor.

It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I got a perfect score in my honey making exam.

All Bs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conan-doodle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I am scared of E minor.

It gives me the E B G Bs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshers2005
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My son asked me how to spell "Hubble," like the Hubble Space telescope.

I wasn't listening, so I said "Sorry, what was the question?"

"Two Bs or not two Bs, that is the question."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incrediblejonas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Everyone is liking a picture of an egg on instagram to beat Kylie Jenner but ...

... wait for it. In a few months it will turn out to be just another chick.

Context

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Did someone remove my post?

http://i.imgur.com/9LsiBsE.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7ewis
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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A customer got me real good with this one.

Yesterday, joking around with a regular customer of mine, he asks me if I knew about the early days of the Indianapolis 500. I make up some BS about how, in the olden times, they ran the race on cows. He comes back today, the following convo takes place.

Customer- Remember how you told me the Indy 500 was raced on cows?
Me- Yeah
Customer- I guess that's why they call it steering.

He followed it up with- Let's not get into blowing the horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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I hate the key of E minor.

It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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You know why they call it CBS?

Because that is all you see, BS.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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