Beautiful York racecourse this morning.
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To avoid a hill and cycling restriction gate. York Racecourse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riannasaurus
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Fundraising on York Racecourse

Hey!

My name's Connor (two n's!) and I'm 18. Recently, I came across a project called the CEO Sleepout and decided to get involved.

It'll see me being sponsored to battle the elements overnight on York Racecourse this coming Monday, 16th April, and to donate that money to charities supporting some of the most vulnerable members of our society.

Of course, I'm really nervous, given that there's no guide to rough sleeping, but I'm excited to see what a difference my work can make.

Every donation counts, and every share on social media helps me get closer to my goal. Please feel free to visit my website for more information at gxrney.me/ceosleepout, or tweet me @gxrneyme if you have questions etc.

Thanks in advance!

C x

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I discovered the resting place of a notorious highwayman..... In a tiny park, full of poop where people walk their dogs.
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TIL the Champ de Mars Racecourse, founded in 1812, is the oldest racecourse in the Southern Hemisphere and the second-oldest in the world. Located in Mauritius’ capital of Port Louis, the track held its first races in June 1812, the same year that British forces took over the island from the French. atlasobscura.com/places/c…
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Victoria: 57 local and 0 overseas new cases; +27,529 vaccinations (19-Aug-2021)

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

  • Local cases:

    • +57 new locally acquired cases:
      • 54 cases are linked to known outbreaks. 3 cases are under investigation
      • 44 cases have been in isolation for the entirety of their infectious period.
  • Overseas cases:

    • +0 new overseas cases recorded.
  • πŸ’‰ Vaccinations:

    • +27,529 (daily record) additional vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
    • The 2 million vaccinations mark has been passed. A total of 2,022,513 doses have been administered at state vaccination hubs
    • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
    • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.
  • ℹ️Statements from the Premier:

Update: Extended lockdown

Strengthened extensions are in effect from 11:59pm Tuesday 16 August.

To see more information, visit COVIDSafe Settings.

⚠️ Case alerts – public exposure sites ⚠️

As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.

Exposure sites added in last 24 hours:

Suburb Site Exposure Period Notes Date added Health Advice
Prahran DominoÒ€ℒs Pizza Prahran 181 High Street Prahran VIC 3181 15/08/2021 10:00am - 3:40pm Case attended venue. Some individuals will be Tier 1 contacts required to quarantine for 14 days and the Department will contact them directly with this advice. 18/08/2021 10:33pm Tier 2
Public Transport Tram Route 96- Stop 132 St Kilda Station to Stop 138 Luna Park 15/08/2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chessc
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Shout out to Knavesmire

Just a little shout out to those who might not know this area in York.

I know now it’s not Knavesmire as I mistakenly put in the heading but really is South Bank - and it’s near the racecourse.

Many houses here were built years ago to house the workers from the Terry’s chocolate factory.

It’s very old and atmospheric with ginnels and surprisingly quiet streets.

Four places make it special.

There’s the huge Knavesmire pub which does great pints and tapas. Salt cod croquettes a favourite.

There’s also a fantastic butchers shop near by with great pies,

Fred’s great value bakery with the justly famous bacon baps

and a superb little corner shop with everything you’d want but especially craft ale from The Turning Point brewery and a tremendous selection of chocolate.

Are there any other hidden gem suburbs in York like South Bank? Places worth going out of your way for, for a walk, a visit to a shop or a pint?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneck123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Pun intended.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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Prepare for your save - LIST of Stadium names, Loans into permanent, European cup groups

Hi! I was making notes for changing these things (and more) for my upcoming save, so I thought I could post it here so hopefully some can use it to make their edit and preparation faster.

Stadiums - focused mostly on England and cups. Clubs not mentioned have a real stadium or I needed not important to list (Europe). For England, I went through the stadiums and made sure they are visually as close as possible, with some variety. For European teams, you can mostly leave the stadium the same, just rename. There are some optional stadiums at the end as well.

Stadiums in Premier League:

Brentford - Stadion Neder - Brentford Community Stadium

Stadiums in Championship:

Barnsley - Ivy Lane - Oakwell
Birmingham - Stade Municipal - St. Andrews
Blackburm - Ivy Lane - Ewood Park
Blackpool - Molton road - Bloomfield Road
Bristol City - Forest Park Stadium - Ashton Gate
Coventry - Sanderson Park - Ricoh Arena
Derby County - Molton Road - Pride Park Stadium
Luton town - Court Lane - Kenilworth Road
Millwall - Ivy Lane - The Den
Nottingham F - Forest Park Stadium - City Ground
Peterborough - Court Lane - London road
Preston - Ivy Lane - Deepdale
Reading - Molton Road - Madejski Stadium

Stadiums in League One:

Accrington - Town Park - Crown Ground
A Wimbledon - Court Lane - Plough Lane
Bolton - Sanderson Park - Uni of Bolton Stadium
Burton Albion - Town Park - Pirelli Stadium
Cambridge - Town Park - Abbey Stadium
Chalton - Forest Park Stadium - The Valley
Cheltenham - Town Park - Whaddon Road
Crewe - Court Lane - Gresty Road
Doncaster - Molton Road - Keepmoat Stadium
Fleetwood Town - Crown Lane - Highbury Stadium
Gillingham - Crown lane - Priestfield Stadium
Ipswich - Ivy Lane - Portman Road
Lincoln - Court Lane - Sincil Bank
Milton keynes - Molton Road - Stadium MK
Morecambe - Aloha Park - Mazuma Stadium
Oxford United - Aloha Park - Kassam Stadium
Plymouth Argyle - Molton Road - Home park
Rotherham Utd - Molton Road - New York Stadium
Sheffield W - Ivy Lane - Hillsborough
Shrewsbury - Court Lane - New Meadow
Wigan Athletic - Ivy Lane - DW Stadium
Wycombe - Court Lane - Adams Park

Stadiums in League Two:

Barrow - Aloha Park - Holker Street
Bradford City - Ivy Lane - Valley Parade
Bristol Rovers - Court Lane - Memorial Stadium
Carlisle - Crown lane - Brunton Park
Colchester - Forest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4lfXD
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Naan-negotiable
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For Gotham
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