14 Hilarious Group One Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My first one for this group...

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot!

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👤︎ u/Comprehensive_Idea_5

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"

Director: "you mean a choir?"

Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?

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👤︎ u/xynnax

📅︎ Oct 06 2020

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So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...

So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position

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👤︎ u/Loam_Lion

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:

Dammit autocorrect!

I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.

There were just too many elephants in the room

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82

📅︎ Feb 06 2020

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I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..

Pelikinesis is a real thing.

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👤︎ u/SchitzPopinov719

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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A group of people went into a maze to find a centaur. As they entered one man told the group: “Don’t bother going to the middle”, They responded: “Why?”, He replied: “They don’t like to be the centaur of attention”.

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👤︎ u/Trigger-Plays

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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There was a group of ants that always went on sorties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.

He was de odor ant.

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👤︎ u/beyond_hate

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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If a group of horses are all equally far away from one another, would they be equusdistant?

Making horse jokes with my flatmate and I'm particularly proud of this one.

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👤︎ u/MikeLovesRowing

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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There is an ice sculptor showing off his craft with a group of people standing around watching. One man steps forward and says...

Nice

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👤︎ u/baldy74

📅︎ Nov 19 2018

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My wife asked why there was a group of trash men in my neighborhood chatting with one another.

I told her they were talking trash.

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👤︎ u/FaydingAway

📅︎ Nov 02 2015

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A group of chickpeas are talking. One says that they really enjoys singing.

Another one in the group asks "Oh, really? How about you hummus a tune?"

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👤︎ u/Mondonodo

📅︎ Feb 24 2015

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I hit my fantasy football group with a bad one yesterday.

After wishing my upcoming opponent good luck, he told me "I'd need luck to beat him this week." I replied "No, I think I'm gonna bench Luck and play Wentz instead."

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👤︎ u/KillMat99

📅︎ Sep 23 2016

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Dad's really proud of this one. "What do you call a group of barbies lining up for a sausage?"

A Barbiequeue

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👤︎ u/MarkTaylorFacts

📅︎ Dec 27 2014

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