I have a pun for you guys, it’s a one liner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I just told my family a pun about bees.

It was so good that everyone gave me hive fives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Not sure if OP was going for a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thamara-k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Made myself a pun sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uno_moss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I tried to find a pun about carpentry

But nothing wood work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahdog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.

Almost nothing wood work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Request for a pun with the word Brook

Please let me know if this kind of post isn't allowed but I wasn't sure where to ask. I'm looking for puns including the word Brook. Even better if it's plural (brooks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meowmixed
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbbeelzebob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Is this a pun?

Recovery From Foot Surgery. Help me finish this pun

I’m really looking forward to getting back on my feet. I know once I’m healed I’ll have to hit the ground running. I have to remember to just put one foot in front of the other .....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostinloco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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When company uses a pun on their product, I’m sold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What does Yoda do when he hears a pun?

He forces a laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Get in a pun battle with me, and I’ll have to put on my...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buglepost
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Need a pun and I’m not good at them

I’m making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeys_Epic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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i'm beginning to feel like a pun god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooopd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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A pun for my final protect title

Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impasta1212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I made a pun-based business, mailing real life puns to UK residents reddit.com/gallery/kzek6g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/postpuns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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A 2012 meme + a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AaryaSawant15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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When you can't spell it, use it in a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I made a pun about the wind.

I kinda blows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I tried creating a pun on plants

It was in VEIN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slypikachu69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelord2620
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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It's just a pun, honest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant

this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarasque_Man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyledreeling10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Need some help coming up with a pun

I need a pun with a ninja and a lemon. I’m stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cowhop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I need help solving a pun/riddle.

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Hipster_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Need help with a pun

I work for a flooring company and my boss asked me to design some merch. He asked for a flooring pun I could put on a T Shirt. Any ideas??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raistrikk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisualEyez33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallhaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...

It really toque me by surprise!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A pun walked into a bar and ten people died on the spot.

Pun in, ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurabhn24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Need help figuring out a pun

My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.

One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.

So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarcosanAnarchist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A pun for current times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_boy57
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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7 days without a pun

makes one weak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmandawgfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A pun

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antslagmygamelol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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News report accidentally a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Storeybook_03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Is there space for a pun here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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If a pun happens and no one is around to hear it, is it a pun at all?

Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.

Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!

Also me, silently: can’t believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seawoo10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Does this count as a pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizartti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people.

Pun in. Ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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