When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?

They make you Fiji tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What do you call incorporeal undead on eastern pacific islands?

Galapaghosts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediatorZerax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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Not sure if this fits the mold, but I am a dad and I like it...

So 3 explorers were captured by the king of a pacific island. One explorer was from Paris, one was from London, and one was from New York. The island king told them that they were all going to be killed, and that their skins would be used to make canoes. The king gave them a choice as to how they would die.

The explorer from Paris chose to be killed by a guillotine, and they cut off his head.

The explorer from London chose to be killed by a gun, and they shot him in the head.

The explorer from New York chose to be killed by a fork. The island kind was confused. He didn't know what to do with the fork, so he gave it to the explorer from New York. The guy immediately starts stabbing himself all over with the fork. There is blood everywhere and it's a horrific scene. The dismayed island king asks the explorer from New York what the hell he's doing, and the New Yorker replies...

FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD-DAMN CANOE.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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