Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?
Judo
Yiu have come down with the sickness
I got hit by a rental car
It Hertz
My wife groaned so hard at this one...
I walked up to my wife and said:
"I knew a girl named Kathleen Lucky who married a Chinese man that won the lottery while they were on honeymoon.
When she came back and I saw her I said, Kathleen Lucky-Yiu!"
(Lucky is a known last name where I live, so there may be some cultural context with this one)
