Wrongly Convicted Puns

A list of puns related to "Wrongly Convicted"

Did you hear about the math teacher who was wrongly convicted?

It just didn’t add up.

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👤︎ u/Glaserbeam
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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We shouldn't be surprised by the number of wrongful convictions.

After all, it's just trial and error.

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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Why does Waldo always wear stripes?

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted

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👤︎ u/seatheous
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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"They say curiosity killed the cat."

Just told this one to a co-worker..

Bill: Well, humans are naturally curious creatures.

Me: As the saying goes, "curiosity killed the cat." But.. I think it was wrongly accused. Did anyone see curiosity kill the cat? Was it convicted by a jury of its peers? What happened to due process?

I got a good chuckle out of him, but I'm afraid it might not translate so well here.

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👤︎ u/curzyk
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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Did you hear about the math teacher that was wrongfully convicted?

It just didn’t add up...

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👤︎ u/Glaserbeam
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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