Writer's Cramp Puns

…when they come upon a camp with two men, one at a typewriter, the other pursuing a magazine.

Father bear looks to his son and says, “See the man clacking away at the machine? You never eat them. However, the man with his nose in the book would make a perfect meal.”

Curious the son asks “Why?”

“We’ll it’s simple, son. Writers cramp, but readers digest.”