19 Hilarious Write Letter Puns

My therapist told me to write letters to everyone who’s hurt me then burn them.

I’ve done that. Now what do I do with the letters?

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👤︎ u/banditk77

📅︎ Aug 02 2021

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Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?

Because he hated capitalism

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👤︎ u/jhench78

📅︎ May 03 2021

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How do you write ‘17 June 2021’ using only five letters and no numbers?

‘TODAY’

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👤︎ u/offbeat2016

📅︎ Jun 17 2021

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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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i write letters on my feets

they are my footnotes

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👤︎ u/whyareyoudefensive

📅︎ Mar 18 2021

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I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual

To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side

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👤︎ u/Mr_Westerfield

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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Whenever I write a letter, I always add a footnote explaining Ohm’s Law.

It’s my P.S. de resistance.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"

I guess that's where I draw the line.

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👤︎ u/Laez

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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When u decide to write a Love letter 💌

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👤︎ u/JaSuperior

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.

But atleast she has a smoothie

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👤︎ u/AnotherKakkar

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Why do communists only write using lower case letters?

Because they hate capitalism.

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👤︎ u/Zuckerschneggle

📅︎ Apr 22 2020

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My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them.

Well, I did all that, but when I went back and asked what I was supposed to do with the letters, she just kicked me out and said she was calling the cops.

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👤︎ u/bilky_t

📅︎ Aug 03 2018

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Stop looking at Reddit and get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.

If you do it you'll see why.

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👤︎ u/Bobzingy

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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I wanted to write a letter to my best friend named "Life"

I accidentally dropped it! But,i caught it before it dropped to the floor. Then i realised...
I was holding on to "Dear Life,"
After i gave the letter to him,he gave me lemons,i still don't know why though,but i made lemonade,it just felt right.

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👤︎ u/Youssef_Hany1

📅︎ Mar 01 2019

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What kind of bike do you use to write letters?

A stationery bike.

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👤︎ u/FYF69

📅︎ Nov 03 2018

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What does Scott Stapp write on his resume cover letter?

“Can you take me? Hire!”

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👤︎ u/straatocastoer

📅︎ Aug 02 2019

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How do you write the 2nd of November, 2017, using only 5 letters?

T O D A Y

(Can be used any day, any year!)

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👤︎ u/Wizard_767

📅︎ Nov 01 2017

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Local dad writes letter to my local newspaper...

I bet he makes this joke every time he references classical music... http://i.imgur.com/7nT06MT.png

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👤︎ u/ChuqTas

📅︎ Apr 12 2015

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Get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.

If you do it you'll see why.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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