Don't ask meow.
Your entire family dying in a fire....
He was beside himself
He named all the worms Jason, cause their bait, man.
One might say he is a master baiter.
One taste and they're hooked.
Cut off it's tail, it'll be delighted
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”
They just sat there. Hardly the chaos that's beem advertised.
global worming
So the man goes over and says “I’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”
The other man says “Mffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”
The first man says “What?”
The other man spits something into his hand and says “I said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”
A Southern minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service.
Because he didn't have the guts
“All writhe”
Remains to be seen!
Book worms.
It ended in a tie
I guess that’s debaitable.
Finding half a worm in your fruit.
Because they are always down to Earth
Because he was an early bird
Finding half a worm in an apple!!!
Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!
Finding half a worm in your Apple.
Finding half the worm
Global Worming.
Soilmates
Finding half a worm in your apple.
