Witnesser Puns

A list of puns related to "Witnesser"

Why did the scarecrow get employee of the month?

He was outstanding in the field!

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👤︎ u/jiggs43
📅︎ Aug 17 2021
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If Satanists had missionaries...

would they be called Devil's Advocates?

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👤︎ u/lod254
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Police arrested 2 kids yesterday

One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Why is 69 afraid of 70

Because they had a fight and 71

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👤︎ u/LucasM__
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

CHURCH

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👤︎ u/lillyofthedesert
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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Have you guys heard about the police investigation into the death of a chickpea?

It was a hummus-ide.

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👤︎ u/kizman123456789
📅︎ May 04 2018
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The guy manning the dessert station in my cafeteria got his coworker good with this one.

Worker 1: Hey, you better watch out, I can't be trusted.

Worker 2: Why's that?

Worker 1: Because I'm desserting everyone!

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👤︎ u/alexisxsays
📅︎ Apr 08 2014
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