Staring blankly for a moment and wondering if the gift had been truly granted the man said to himself, "Fuck, I shoulda taken the money."
It was a Pithon
The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee." The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"
"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."
My wife is always cold in bed and uses a heated mattress pad to keep her side so scalding hot you could fry eggs on it. And then she piles on a ton of blankets. And wears flannel pajamas. As she was climbing into bed last night I said:
me - I wish I was a dragon.
her - ::confused look::
me - So I could withstand the insane heat it would take to get you to sleep naked.
She laughed. But didn't get naked. Guess the joke was on me.
