Wine And Dine Puns

A list of puns related to "Wine And Dine"

My wife spotted a black spider with an hour glass figure in the living room. She asked me to take it out rather than kill it. I thought it was an odd request, but I wined and dined it late into the night.

It’s now month later, and I have to explain to my wife why we have hundreds of black widow babies.

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