What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?
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"Cover me, I'm going in!"
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
You've heard of Wooly Willy, now get ready for...
Free Willy
My 9 year old daughter upon seeing the movie Free Willy available on Netflix: Dad, what's Free Willy about?
Me: Freeing Willy
The look she gave me about made me want to to die hahaha.
What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?
A Willy walks up to a wishing well...
...He leans into it and says, "I said Pianist! PIANIST!"
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory has been closing early a lot lately.
Maybe they're short staffed.
I had that awkward, "How come your willy is so much bigger than mine?" conversation with my son in the bathroom this morning...
He said, "I don't know, dad, I'm only three!"
What do you do to a dead Willy Wonka?
My Dad sent me this text out of the blue...I'm still not sure why he was watching Willy Wonka though.
"I was watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it gave me a craving for a chocolate bar so I went and bought one. This is probably why I should stop watching Breaking Bad."
"We can't just let people dump oil on the sides of hills willy nilly!"
Beginning of a Slippery Slope argument.
What kind of dog did Willy Wonka have?
I gave my girlfriend a wet willy
She got annoyed, so I asked "what's wrong? Are you ear-itated?"
Got a vocal laugh, and was promptly told that it wasn't funny.
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
The other day I had a friend ask me what I thought about Bruce Willis
Told him I'm a Die Hard fan
Incase you were wondering what Willie Nelson's full name REALLY is,
It's "Willie Nilly Nelson"
Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg have decided to record an album together.
Did ya hear? Willie Nelson died.
He was playing on the road again.
What would Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg do if they met?
My friend is elated that Bruce Willis is coming to his college to give a talk...
Do you know why Bruce Willis is a hobbit?
Because old hobbits die hard.
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?
Because you know what they say about old habits. They...
What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
Willis Carrier invented air conditioning....
My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films
I told her, “Sorry babe, old habits Die Hard.”
Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose
Many years ago, Red Skelton told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump Lump.
Willie explained to the young lady, “I keep a mongoose in my coat pocket. That way, when I go home after drinking, and there are snakes all over the lawn of my yard, I let the mongoose loose and he kills them all, so it’s safe for me to enter the house.”
The young woman sadly tried to explain, “I’ve got news for you, Mr. Lump Lump, those snakes are imaginary!”
Willie Lump Lump replied, “I’ve got news for you, so is the mongoose!”
http://red-skelton.info/articles/jokes/willie-lump-lump-and-the-mongoose/
Willie Itule Produce, Yeah I’d Only Hope Around my Produce.
Willie Nelson got into a terrible accident, but thankfully is ok.
He got high and was playing On the road Again..
If Bruce Willis was a tree he would be named Spruce Willis
Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?
Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!
In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner
Sad news today. Music icon and legend Willie Nelson has died in a tragic accident.
He was playing on the road again.
Sadly Willie Nelson was hit by a bus. He was playing on the road again.
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
Just heard this: I don't see an end to Bruce Willis's action career.
You know... Old habits Die Hard!
Did you hear that Willie Nelson got ran over by a car?
he was playing on the road again.... insert dad laughing at own joke here
People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.
You know what they say about old habits...
I am a die hard Bruce Willis fan.
Did you hear? Willie Nelson died.
He was playing on the road again.
Did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a truck?
He was playing on the road again.
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