A list of puns related to "Wikimedia"
...which was "Thirsty".
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/SmirnovVS_KnMihailChern.jpg
But the flag is a big plus.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
The other one is.
This morning while cleaning up the front yard, I overheard this short, but amazing exchange between my mother and father.
Mom: "Hey dad, did you see new sedum I planted? It looks amazing!"
Dad: "I know! I sedum, but I just can't believe 'em!"
My mother then dropped her trowel and walked back inside. Great job, dad.
Brother: "My thumb feels better"
Me: "What happened?"
Brother: "I got crushed under a rook." (A rugby rook)
Me: "Ouch."
Dad: "Yeah, chess really is a dangerous game huh?"
groan
Dad: You don't have to turn that down, these are noise canceling.
Me: Oh, okay.
...
Me: So they work pretty good then?
Dad: What?
If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.
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