Bike-urious puns
Why can you take a bike to a tavern, but not a unicycle?
A unicycle can't handlebars.
Why couldn't the bicycle sneak up on the unicycle?
The unicycle knew him two wheel.
Why was the bicycle locked up?
He was a pedalphile.
I should be a dad
I had to get the tires on my jeep changed, and my wheel locks broke, so they needed to replace the locking nuts. I had a box of lug nuts in the back, so I grabbed it, handed it to the mechanic and said "go nuts!" And laughed the whole way back to the waiting room.
