This guy called Ween meets up with an old German friend.

"Hallo, Ween!" said the German.

"Shut up, do I really look that bad?" Ween asked.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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Halloween!

Ween : Hello!

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📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do they call Halloween in Australia?

G'day ween

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📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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I got a vasectomy scheduled for October 31st.

Doctor calls it his 'Hollow-ween' special.

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👤︎ u/jakiray6
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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My wife and I were discussing the breastfeeding of our daughter...

My wife said "I don't wanna ween her"

I said "Baby, you don't have a wiener"

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👤︎ u/foflexity
📅︎ Aug 13 2016
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Literal Dad Joke

Wife and I were talking about how well our baby has been sleeping and she says "I think I wanna night ween her". Surprised by what I thought she said, I say - "I'll give you night wiener!"

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📅︎ Jan 17 2018
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My wife and son ignored me for an hour.

Me, my wife, and our son were eating breakfast. Wife and I are thinking about what to ask the doctor in regards to weening our son. I said, "Hey, if you're the person doing the weening, doesn't that make you a weener!" I laughed hysterically. They basically just stared at me.

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📅︎ Sep 03 2017
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