A list of puns related to "Ween"
"Hallo, Ween!" said the German.
"Shut up, do I really look that bad?" Ween asked.
G'day ween
Doctor calls it his 'Hollow-ween' special.
My wife said "I don't wanna ween her"
I said "Baby, you don't have a wiener"
Wife and I were talking about how well our baby has been sleeping and she says "I think I wanna night ween her". Surprised by what I thought she said, I say - "I'll give you night wiener!"
Me, my wife, and our son were eating breakfast. Wife and I are thinking about what to ask the doctor in regards to weening our son. I said, "Hey, if you're the person doing the weening, doesn't that make you a weener!" I laughed hysterically. They basically just stared at me.
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