A list of puns related to "Wedding Receptions"
It was a no host bar.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "
A party pooper.
" ... now, if everybody could raise their glasses ..."
Mom: "I don't have a glass, but I have a bottle"
Dad: takes glasses off, raises in air
Everybody at table: Facepalms
One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:
"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"
Classic.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
The wedding was horrible but the reception was great
The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!
"Well this has been a really emotional day, gosh...even the wedding cake is in tiers." Got lots of heavy sighing, laughs and tons of boos....I was very happy with the reception
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the wedding wasn't much to speak of, but the reception was excellent.
Sorry to toot my own horn, but I really liked this.
The pub quiz guy was reading out the answers.
Him: "The answer to question 29 is Niki Lauda"
Me: "Niki what?"
Him: "Lauda"
Me: "NIKI WHAT?"
He gave us half a point for that joke. We won by a quarter of a point. Boom!
The only ones who didn't respond were the letters T, X and Y.
So W and Z ordered 23 catered meals: 2 for them and 21 for their guests.
The wedding was great, but there was trouble at the reception. The letter T came, even though she didn't RSVP.
When the meals were being passed out, the chef served the groom (W) and bride (Z) first, then asked everyone else to line up alphabetically to come get their prepared plates. As the last two letters approached the chef, he said "there must be a mistake. I only have one meal left." Just then, T grabbed the last meal, and rudely said to the other letter "Sucks to be U."
The wedding was nothing to speak of, but the reception was FANTASTIC!
I went to a satellite wedding yesterday, it was terrible but I've got to say, the reception was amazing!
So at the reception it was my turn to give a speech and it went like this:
"I'm going to start this off with a couple jokes. First, it was a rather emotional wedding right? I mean, my mom was crying, Charity was crying, hell even the cake was in tiers! (many groans throughout the crowd) Second joke, to some marriage is just a word, to others, a sentence."
Besides all the groaning in the crowd I looked at my dad and saw that he was laughing so hard that he turned red and had tears in his eyes, that's how I knew they were good quality dadjokes.
The wedding wasn't that great, but the reception was excellent.
The wedding wasn't anything special, but the reception was great!
The wedding and reception were simply beautiful
My grandparents were at a dinner theater show. The premise is that it was a wedding reception. It was in August. The actor playing the minister was standing next to Grammy and Papa's table, mopping sweat from his forehead. Papa': Good evening, reverend. Are you by chance Presbyterian? Actor: No...why do you ask? Papa': You appear to be "presbyreing"
At a wedding reception where the chocolates on the table were in nice looking package.
While watching a baseball game:
In regards to meatloaf my mother made:
While eating at relatives' house:
In regards to an inappropriately shaped child's toy:
When my brother and I were screwing around instead of helping in the garage:
After listening to a 3 minute voice mail from my mother:
They started dating and eventually fell in love. They decided to get married. The wedding left a lot to be desired, but the reception was great.
"Philogelos" or "The Laughter Lover" is a collection of 265 ancient Roman jokes, written in the 4th century AD. Some of them feel... very appropriate for this sub:
A boy caught sight of a deep well on his country-estate, and asked if the water was any good. The farmhands assured him that it was good, and that his own parents used to drink from that well. The boy expressed his amazement: "How long were their necks, if they could drink from something so deep!"
When a boy was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it.
A boy checked in on the parents of a dead classmate. The father was wailing: "O son, you have left me a cripple!" The mother was crying: "O son, you have taken the light from my eyes!" Later, the boy suggested to his friends: "Well, if he were guilty of all that, he probably deserved to die!"
A boy came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man's wife said that he had 'departed', the intellectual replied: "When he arrives back, will you tell him that I stopped by?"
A boy had been at a wedding-reception. As he was leaving, he said: "What a wonderful ceremony! I pray that your next marriages are as enjoyable as this one."
A man met his friend in the street, who said: "Congratulations! I hear that you've got a new baby boy!" The man replied: "Indeed, but I'm still trying to find the father!"
A man saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the man asked: "So is she your daughter?"
A man was being heckled by a friend: "I had your wife, without paying a dime!" The man replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?'
An incompetent schoolteacher was asked who the mother of Priam was. Not knowing the answer, he said: "Well, I suppose it's polite to call her Ma'am."
A man, just back from a trip abroad, went to an incompetent fortune-teller. He asked about his family, and the fortune-teller replied: "Everyone is fine, especially your father." When the man objected that his father had been dead for ten years, the reply came: "Ah, then you must have no clue who your real father is!"
A misogynist paid his last respects at the tomb of his dead wife. When someone asked him, "Who has gone to rest?," he replied: "Me, at last!"
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Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was amazing.
The wedding was boring but the reception was great!
Did you hear the one about the two Antennas who fell in love? The wedding wasn't a pretty sight but at least the reception was great.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was incredible
The wedding wasn't that good but the reception-amazing
The wedding wasn't much. But the reception was incredible!
The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was incredible!
Two satellites got married. The wedding was terrible but the reception was amazing.
It wasn’t much of a wedding but the reception was wonderful.
The wedding was bad but the reception was pretty good
the wedding wasn’t great, but the reception was incredible.
the wedding was ok but the reception was great
I went to the wedding, it was terrible..
...but the reception was great
The wedding wasn't that great but the reception was awesome!
The wedding was ok but the reception was amazing
The wedding sucked but the reception was incredible
...The wedding was shocking, but the reception was great!
The wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!
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