Water pun
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Want me to tell you water puns?
A pun is the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
Where do mansplainers get their water from?
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Water is heavier than butane
because butane is a lighter fluid.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Want to make your water bed bouncier.....
Who was the first under water spy?
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
Why is water such a trusted beverage choice?
Everything about it is so transparent
TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."
Me: "It's still water."
True Story. Proud of Myself.
My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water.
I was like, “Well, damn.”
What did the royal taster say after drinking the poisoned water?
The sailors were exploring the waters between the cliffs of the inlet.
It was the fjord expedition.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
What blade lives by the water?
What is a dogs favourite kind of water?
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
Bruce Lee never drank water
An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .
But I know he means well.
I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat?
He said "There was a sail."
Rest In Peace boiling water
A friend demanded that I tell him about 2 types of water containers.
I responded with "Well dam!"
What did the SWAT team say to the running water?
Which letter has the most water in it?
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...
Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
Where do mansplainers get their water?
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
How do you make holy water?
you boil the hell out of it
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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