Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
-Thanks to Stuff to blow your mind podcast
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
No historian has ever found the remainder of the cherry tree George Washington chopped down
They tortured George Washington after he died.
They had him drawn and quartered.
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
What's happening in Washington right now needs a name
I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
There was an article I read about this man who hasn’t woken up in years in Washington
What did George Washington say to his reinforcements?
What did George Washington say to his men before they stepped into the boat?
I made a post on TIL about George Washington,
it got removed because it was “too General”.
I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
George Washington predicted that some day in the future, a dollar bill will contain his likeness.
In that sense, he was on the money.
You ever notice how George Washington only got a big stick, and everyone else got huge memorials? I guess that's why they call it the Washington Post.
The guy who made this was a George Washington Carver
I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
without the washington monument america would be a pointless nation
Peanuts are great and all, but do you know what George Washington Carver SHOULD have been famous for?
Washington Post with a cheesy headline
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Long layovers in Washington, DC airports are so Dulles
If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
What is George Washington’s favorite animal?
Can someone please draw Pencil Washington?
Guys wanna see a chiseled Washington?
A man turned to me and said, “I built the Washington monument.”
I replied, “you raise a good point.”
Where did George Washington get his hatchet?
What did King George think about George Washington?
He thought he was revolting!
Why are the sidewalks of Washington, D.C. so clean?
Because all the trash is in the White House.
George Washington is the only president to not blame the previous administration for his problems
The difference between Washington and Florida is like the difference between apples and oranges.
I was named after George Washington
My name isn't the same as his I was just named after he was.
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch his coffin.
I asked my dad, who swore in Washington?
He said, most people who have been there, especially anyone who has driven there.
What do you call a president who has to do a lot of laundry? Washington.
After the March on Washington, MLK needed new shoes.
The shoe shop was ecstatic to have him as one of their customers, they left him with this kind remark:
"God bless your sole!"
While she was taking me on a tour of the embassies in Washington D.C...
Her: This one's the Japanese embassy, this one's the Belgian embassy, this one's the Finnish embassy...
Me: The Finnish embassy? Where's the start embassy?
Her: .......
Me: :D
There was an earthquake in Washington DC the other day...
It was obviously the government's fault.
Where did George Washington keep his armies?
What did George Washington say to his men before they got onto the boat?
TIL: George Washington predicted that eventually the $1 bill will contain his likeness.
In that regard, he was on the money.
George Washington predicted that one day, a dollar bill will bear his likeness.
In that regard, he was on the money.
George Washington is the only president to have been drawn and quartered.
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