Warts Puns

A list of puns related to "Warts"

I've always hated warts but....

They grow on you

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👤︎ u/cdiddy579
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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I used to have a fear of warts

But now they've grown on me

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👤︎ u/Henhen21
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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My wife is a worry-wart, and now I think she is cheating on me too...

she is always talking about some guy named Justin Case

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👤︎ u/gooncraw
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I hop this lil-y note co-wart-ced to pond-er a different parking spot imgur.com/xPNJhnJ
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👤︎ u/pooterification
📅︎ Feb 19 2014
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What starts with a W and ends with a T.

It does, I swear.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.

It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.

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👤︎ u/C0NSTABEL
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do toads drink?

Croak-a-Cola

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👤︎ u/silverfin426
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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What do you call a spotty pirate?

A man-o-warts.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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What game is highly contagious?

Warts with Friends

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👤︎ u/jimmycrackcorn12345
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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My grandma was a detergent hand model back in the day...

On the other hand, she had warts.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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What's the most common disease amongst wizards and witches?

HogWarts,

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👤︎ u/Udjasen
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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Why did the dermatologist lose his position at the hospital?

He made too many rash decisions.

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👤︎ u/joshandthewolf
📅︎ Apr 03 2018
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Sunspots are

star warts

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👤︎ u/gone4011s
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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Know why Mr. Peanut uses a cane?

Bad case of plantar warts.

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👤︎ u/Ericmc80
📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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My Pop's Jokes.

Most of them are limericks...

There once was a man from Beirut, Who had 39 warts on his root. Acid cured these But now when he pees He fingers his root like a flute...

Also these come to mind...

What kind of bees give milk? Boobies

Whats the best advice for a happy marriage? A short memory.

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👤︎ u/Magerious
📅︎ May 04 2016
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