What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the imperial proctologist?
These arenβt the βrhoids youβre looking for.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?
Your thots will betray you.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables
So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What did obi-wan say when Anakin asked him "what's up?"
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︎ Dec 19 2019
What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Star wars celebrity names
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Canada wan't originally supposed to have a C in it's name
But then they wanted anada letter
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Found in /r/prequelmemes
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Who is Obi-Wan's twin brother?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What do you call a Kenyan Jedi?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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︎ Jan 04 2019
My 9-year-old son Luke was forgetting to use his cutlery again at dinner.
So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"
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︎ Oct 17 2020
What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?
They were looking in Alderaan places
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Im happy with this wan
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︎ Jun 29 2018
Obi wan never told you who killed your father
Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry
Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Whoβs the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?
Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt
Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good
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︎ Mar 07 2016
Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?
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︎ Mar 13 2018
Some WWII puns.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?
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︎ Aug 30 2016
gastropods
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Leia took the kids
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I met a Mexican fellow that always seemed very pale, as tho drained of color...
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
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︎ Aug 06 2017
This pun is better than the movie itself!
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︎ Dec 24 2017
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What do you call a single Asian male?
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︎ Aug 29 2018
What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?
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︎ Mar 09 2019
What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?
Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.
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︎ Aug 31 2018
My wife screeched at me, "What's this pile of clothes doing on the floor!?"
I whispered, "It's a dead Jedi!"
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︎ Jan 21 2018
What did Yoda call his best friend?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
How do young jedis (padawans) learn to count?
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Two Kenobi, Obi-Three Kenobi...
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︎ Dec 29 2018
What do you call a fat Italian Jedi?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
Why does everyone quote Ben Kenobi?
Because he has great Wan liners.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?
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︎ Dec 12 2018
What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the dinner table?
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