What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the imperial proctologist?

These aren’t the β€˜rhoids you’re looking for.

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What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?

Your thots will betray you.

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Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodsOwnTypo
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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?

because the sith only deal in absolutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Zakberg
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What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharpshooter228
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Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.

Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.

Anakin: Okay...and?

Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?

Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clone_Writer
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
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What did obi-wan say when Anakin asked him "what's up?"

Obi-wan: The high ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellow_flash_12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?

Use the fork Luke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sluskilusk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogzombiela
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Canada wan't originally supposed to have a C in it's name

But then they wanted anada letter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuck_-_-_norris
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Found in /r/prequelmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blot_plot
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What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?

Obi-Two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cedrak
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Who is Obi-Wan's twin brother?

Obi-Two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call a Kenyan Jedi?

Nairobi-Wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinguTheBrave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MTKSharedInk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My 9-year-old son Luke was forgetting to use his cutlery again at dinner.

So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"

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What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3hall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Im happy with this wan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunerat___
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Obi wan never told you who killed your father

Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry

Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?

Obi wan Kobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid-16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?

Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt

Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeberz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?

No, he Kenobi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducsekbence
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Some WWII puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkStamway
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?

Obi Wan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warwolf5
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gastropods
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshrover
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Leia took the kids
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I met a Mexican fellow that always seemed very pale, as tho drained of color...

He's wan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
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This pun is better than the movie itself!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..

I'm going to call it IP in Pools

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
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Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.

I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalibabka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What do you call a single Asian male?

Lone Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veggiematic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?

Kobe Wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dealsrop
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What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?

Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcWalrus
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My wife screeched at me, "What's this pile of clothes doing on the floor!?"

I whispered, "It's a dead Jedi!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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What did Yoda call his best friend?

Brobi-wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu_like_bird
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How do young jedis (padawans) learn to count?

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Two Kenobi, Obi-Three Kenobi...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/98avalon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What do you call a fat Italian Jedi?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why does everyone quote Ben Kenobi?

Because he has great Wan liners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vector_Dozal_47
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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

"Use the fork Luke"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftHadoken
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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

Use the forks, Luke.

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