A friend of mine told me he took his dog for a walk, threw a stick 3 miles and his dog still got it!

I thought… that’s a bit far-fetched!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static_moments
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2022
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My dog can’t walk at the moment

His legs are stuck on paws

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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My neighbour has stopped talking to me because I won't let him walk our dog everyday.

I think he's being petty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2022
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What do you call a dog after walk in the summer?

A hot dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steamedbutterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2022
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Since it was a nice day, my neighbour suggested we go on a long dog walk.

I declined her offer because I don't own a long dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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Would you be able to walk my dog for the rest of the week?

A week long walk seems a bit much for both me and the dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramen_robbie
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2022
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A blind man and his seeing-eye dog walk into a store…

They stand there for a bit, then unprompted, the man picks up the dog by its tail and swings it around over his head.

A salesman rushes over and says, β€œSir, do you need help with something?”

The man then puts his dog back down and says, β€œNo thank you, I’m just looking around.”

Sorry this was really awful, it’s one of my grandpa’s very long puns

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore, he gets attacked by ducks every time I we go for a walk.

I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdwilli3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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I named my dog 6miles. So I can tell people I walk 6miles every day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderclap222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Not sure why it's so complicated for the kids to take the dog for a walk...

After all, it's only walk-it science.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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Why did Snoop Dog walk with an umbrella?

Because of the drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shriekndreamr5446
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Son: β€œI’m gonna take the dog for a walk”

Dad: β€œok great. Collar. Leash.”

Son: β€œno dad. Call her sparky!”

So proud of my son for coming up with this on the spur of the moment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drgrd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Son, when you walk the dog you have to pick up its poop

It's your doo diligence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctrlaltdelmarva
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I saw my dog walk over sandpaper

He said rough rough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Him: I'm taking the canine for an evening stroll around the neighborhood. Her: Why don't you just say you're taking the dog for a walk?

Dog: * Goes absolutely nuts *

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My dog takes a walk the same way I browse /r/dadjokes.

We check out almost all the posts and piss on about half of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Thanks to this subreddit - I can leave work and walk through the front door and look at my dog and say..

"Wow. Home at last."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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