I thought… that’s a bit far-fetched!
His legs are stuck on paws
I think he's being petty.
A hot dog!
I declined her offer because I don't own a long dog.
A week long walk seems a bit much for both me and the dog!
They stand there for a bit, then unprompted, the man picks up the dog by its tail and swings it around over his head.
A salesman rushes over and says, “Sir, do you need help with something?”
The man then puts his dog back down and says, “No thank you, I’m just looking around.”
Sorry this was really awful, it’s one of my grandpa’s very long puns
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
After all, it's only walk-it science.
Because of the drizzle.
Dad: “ok great. Collar. Leash.”
Son: “no dad. Call her sparky!”
So proud of my son for coming up with this on the spur of the moment!
It's your doo diligence!
He said rough rough
Dog: * Goes absolutely nuts *
We check out almost all the posts and piss on about half of them.
That's barking mad
"Wow. Home at last."
