Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
What increases in weight as it decreases in volume?
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!
How could I turn that down!?
I’m selling a 55” TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for £5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.
I thought, I cant turn that down.
Your phone has no volume?
Trade it for my Pokémon—it's mute, too!
>!(Mewtwo)!<
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
I bought audiobook version of Encyclopedia Britannica
Saw a tv listed for $10. Only problem was the volume control was stuck..
Due to Covid-19 we're experiencing an exceptionally high call volume...
... please hold while we turn our phones down.
A: See thru Blouse.
Q: Name one volume of a backward encyclopedia.
A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.
I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
Son: Dad, according to the manual, it’s not a good idea to have the volume of your phone turned up to the maximum.
Dad: That’s sound advice.
Why did all the measurements listen to Volume?
The last thing my grandfather said to me before he died was “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.
Me: That’s ....sound advice.
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, “Volume stuck on full”
I though, “I can’t turn that down”
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I can’t turn this down.
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought
“I can't turn that down.”
I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.
Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...
... boy I just can't turn that down
I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
I saw an add that said “Radio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on full”
I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
Today I saw an ad that said “radio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max level”
I thought, well I just can’t turn that down
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I saw an advertisement that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"
Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.
Dad: That’s......sound advice.
I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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