Vegetative State Puns

A list of puns related to "Vegetative State"

Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

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👤︎ u/Big_Green_Grill_Bro
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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👤︎ u/Otherwise-Sherbet
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call Kim Jong Un in a vegetative state?

Kimchi

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👤︎ u/Ryden22
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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My friend is in a vegetative state.

It's called Idaho.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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What's the state vegetable of California?

Califlower.

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👤︎ u/Fats_McGats
📅︎ Jun 03 2017
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Why can wheelchair bound people survive underwater?

because sharks don't eat vegetables

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👤︎ u/creativeusername311
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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I'm more like my dad every day...

I was texting my mom during dinner.

Me: "I had a plate of carrots, string beans, and cucumber and broccoli as part of dinner."

"I also got a plate of french fries so I don't eat too healthy."

Mom: "lol. It may send your body into shock."

Me: "are you saying it will put me into a vegetative state?"

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👤︎ u/vagina_crust
📅︎ Oct 12 2013
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