Vas Puns

They have completely different functionality.

Dad: why is this place called Dumfries?

Me: I dont know

Dad: BECAUSE STUPIDCHIPS WAS TAKEN!

But it's a vas deferens.

There's a vas deferens.

I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival

there's a vas deferens.

But there's a vas deferens between fertility and infertility

I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens

I told him there was a vas deferens.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! 🍔

I said, “I don’t notice a vas deferens.”

No, there’s a vas deferens between them.

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess I’m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

But ovary decade ago there vas deferens

There's a vas deferens between them

Because there is a vas deferens

Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.

There is a vas deferens

I didn't feel any vas deferens

At least, I notice no vas deferens.

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

There's a vas deferens between them.

I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia

There's no vas deferens, really..

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

He told me there is a vas deferens.

He didn't notice a vas deferens.

Crossposted to /r/childfree

Sorry that this is technically a non-dad joke.

There is a vas deferens between them.

The before and after was like day and night, a vas deferens

Vas deferens

But turns out it makes a pretty vas deferens

Seems like a vas improvement so far.

The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?

Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.

My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"

Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.

Nope. There's a vas deferens.

(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)

Algoriddems

No, there's a vas deferens.

"Tree-va la Résistance!"

It was one of my prouder parenting moments.

I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".

Well...there’s a vas deferens

There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.

....but there's a vas deferens between them.

There's a vas deferens