Vas Hin Mach Ein
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowBean21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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theres a vas deferens between the two
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony5tark42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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There is a vas deferens between a dickhead and an asshole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/badf1nger
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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There's a vas deferens between the male and female genitals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icy_juggler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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TIL: There is a vas deferens between the testes and prostate

They have completely different functionality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoiledmeat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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Getting a vasectomy makes a vas deference.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImEnhanced
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Dadjokes about Dumfries, VA

Dad: why is this place called Dumfries?

Me: I dont know

Dad: BECAUSE STUPIDCHIPS WAS TAKEN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGMarasco
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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A man was very nervous just before his vasectomy...

...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I don’t think there’s a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigboozer69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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How do you tell a penis apart from testicles?

There's vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Is the urethra similar to testes?

No, there is a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Es_presso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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They said everything would change after my vasectomy

I really didn’t notice a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Are men and women the same?

No, there's a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I’ve recently got a vasectomy

And it’s made a Vas Deferens in my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bduke91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Is there a vast difference between having a vasectomy and not having one?

Yes, there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sybar142857
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What's the difference between a prostate and a garden hose?

There's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarthbane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Most people think that all testicles are pretty much the same, but

there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esotetris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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i can't wait to go to Hawaii

I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My wife asked my if sex has changed since I got my vasectomy

I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HonoraryGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I don't know much about starting a family

But there's a vas deferens between fertility and infertility

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Ooh I’m so vet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KM-Lim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My son thought males and females were practically the same...

I told him there was a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunayafish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My friend asked me, β€œIs sex weird after one gets a vasectomy?”

I said, β€œI don’t notice a vas deferens.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra

There's a vas deferens between them

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?

No, there’s a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacknutting
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Wife: Honey I want to have another kid...

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess I’m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plscanunot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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People think that there is no difference between the genders now

But ovary decade ago there vas deferens

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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There is no way that men and women can be alike....

Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why are'nt testis and bladder the same?

Because there is a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiya_meal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I had sex for the first time after a vasectomy

I didn't feel any vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heykarlll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Level_32_Mage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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What is the difference between an fertile & infertile man?

There's no vas deferens, really..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"

Dad responds "Hispanic!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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My partner is learning about male genitalia and vasectomies

I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izzydoesizzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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PMS is an ovary action.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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I asked my doctor if sex changes when you get a vasectomy.

He told me there is a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearHands263
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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How did the man feel after his vasectomy?

He didn't notice a vas deferens.

Crossposted to /r/childfree

Sorry that this is technically a non-dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungover52
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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I recently had a vasectomy.

The before and after was like day and night, a vas deferens

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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How much difference does a vasectomy make to your ability to become a dad?

Vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud9ineteen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Got a vasectomy earlier this week. Can't masturbate for a while so I have lots of free time for dad jokes.

Seems like a vas improvement so far.

The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?

Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.

My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"

Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neverthesame2x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...

But it's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealjimstacey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How to distinguish a man who doesn't have vasectomy from a man who have vasectomy?

There is a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pritejieken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I still feel the same after my vasectomy.

At least, I notice no vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welcome-exile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I don't think men and women can be equal.

There's a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a male and a female?

Well...there’s a vas deferens

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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The testes and the urethra are not even vaguely similar.

There is a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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What did the Testicle say to the Urethra ?

There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_Dew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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