They have completely different functionality.
Dad: why is this place called Dumfries?
Me: I dont know
Dad: BECAUSE STUPIDCHIPS WAS TAKEN!
...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I donβt think thereβs a vas deferens.
There's vas deferens between them.
No, there is a vas deferens between them.
I really didnβt notice a vas deferens
No, there's a vas deferens
And itβs made a Vas Deferens in my life.
Yes, there's a vas deferens.
There's a vas deferens.
there's a vas deferens.
I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival
I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens
But there's a vas deferens between fertility and infertility
In fact, thereβs a Vas Deferens.
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! π
I told him there was a vas deferens.
I said, βI donβt notice a vas deferens.β
There's a vas deferens between them
No, thereβs a vas deferens between them.
Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy
W: I guess Iβm leaving you then.
H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!
W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.
But ovary decade ago there vas deferens
Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.
Because there is a vas deferens
I didn't feel any vas deferens
I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.
There's no vas deferens, really..
Dad responds "Hispanic!"
I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia
He told me there is a vas deferens.
He didn't notice a vas deferens.
Crossposted to /r/childfree
Sorry that this is technically a non-dad joke.
The before and after was like day and night, a vas deferens
Vas deferens
Seems like a vas improvement so far.
The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?
Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.
My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"
Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.
But it's a vas deferens.
There is a vas deferens
At least, I notice no vas deferens.
There's a vas deferens between them.
Well...thereβs a vas deferens
There is a vas deferens between them.
There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.
