Conduits Puns

A list of puns related to "Conduits"

"If you can dream it then you CONDUIT"

Engineering Humor Quote #3411

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👤︎ u/allaboutcircuits
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Buddy of mine was asked to go on an unwanted business trip to inspect conduit.

My suggestion? Tell em’ you just conduit.

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👤︎ u/alyfish126
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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I’m giving up being an electrician.

I just conduit anymore.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What was the motivational electrician's motto?

If you can dream it, you conduit.

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👤︎ u/Jimmijangas
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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What did the middleman say when the buyer asked him to pass the money onto the seller?

I conduit.

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👤︎ u/C_Giraffe
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from Mexican prison...

After I duct, I found I conduit!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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A Scottish piece of copper wire walks into a bar, and his friend challenges him to drink a pint of beer in under 2 seconds. He responds...

I conduit

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👤︎ u/jman2600
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Being an electrician really wasn't the career I wanted

But I still went to work every day with a conduit attitude.

-My neighbor

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👤︎ u/xAsilos
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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What is a Jamaican electricians favorite word?

Conduit.

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👤︎ u/cpettit86
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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