https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/vaginal-weight-lifting
Since there's been talk about boy pp stories and how no girls exist here, I'd like to share a story about how my sister and I tried vaginal weightlifting.
It all started about 3 years ago, (I was 12, my sister 8) when we were watching good ol' Buzzfeed. They tried vaginal weightlifting, so we decided to try too. We found some string from the craft cabinet. We decided lipgloss tubes were the best way to go with this. So I had my string around my lipgloss and shoved it up in my coochie. (My sister had no idea where her vagina was so she never successfully got it up there). I then realized there was nothing to tie on the other end, so I aborted and tried to get the lipgloss out. It was way up in there and I couldn't pull it out. I then tried with all my might to push it out and my sister was in front of me, cheering me on. Around 10 minutes later, I finally got it out. Instead of throwing it away as any normal human being would, I washed it off and kept it because I'm not letting lipgloss go to waste.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
I’m buying my jade egg soon. I’ve looked at a number of weight options to add resistance, and have settled on hand weights or hooked weights like used in a physics lab.
Does anyone else have ideas? I’d like to know what everyone else is using before I buy something.
I’m assuming you pompoir ladies do vaginal weightlifting as well. I hope this is on topic.
They’re on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
