I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,346 matches.
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
I always put them in the bin straight after I buy them
I tried to search for a lighter but all I got was 13958 matches
The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.
Next time I'll just pay for a racket.
circles because they are pointless
'You can always serve as a bad example!!'
Google is useless- I tried searching up lighters, but it just gave me 13,756,072 matches.
Explanation- Matches refers to a substitute for a lighter, but also to the search results that Google provides :)
A zero-point energy gun.
Elon Musk could launch a perfume line and call it Elon's Musk.
Yep, he was the trivia knight.
A word to the stupid might actually change something.
Le Z
You can always be used as a bad example!
Teacher: I forbid you to say that to yourself!
http://imgur.com/a/n8SEU
But how are you meant to find yourself within if you don't have one?
Both of them are useless when you open windows
But all I got was ten thousand matches.
"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."
I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.
I thought, "How useless is that? July is ages away."
"Great, now I have 3 useless pupils.β
Lovely woman.
Useless surgeon.
It was udderly useless.
They both become useless after opening windows.
Absolutely useless, everytime I enter a destination it tells me 'You can go your own way'
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
all they had was 15,809 matches
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 12579 matches
I tried looking up lighters but all they had was 6743 matches
I tried looking up lighters and all they had were thousands of matches.
All I found was 13,769 matches
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I tried looking up lighters but all they had was 3,478 matches.
an Irrelephant
