A list of puns related to "Urine Test"
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She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, “where do I drop it off?”
She says, “Go in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -“
“Don’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”
... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!
They had a great piss-cal year
Me: No problem. Distance or accuracy?
This morning the GF has been up going back and forth to the bathroom. She said she felt like she might possibly have a UTI.
As she was getting ready to go to our InstaCare to get a test done, she commented that she wasn't sure if she would be able to make the drive over without having to pee.
To which I responded, "wow... This is really rough. And to think, this is only the peeginning."
She rolled her eyes and told me that one was a real stretch. Which I immediately followed up with, "Yeah it was. There will be more jokes to come. I'd say urine for a real treat."
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