Unoriented Puns

Hi Guys, I need your help. I recently got a Dreame F9. After setting it up, the first tour through my Appartement went really Well, it even managed to get through the legs of chairs etc. After this first experience i turned on the map Feature in the Xiaomi Home App. Thats where trouble started. Since then the robot basically turned "dumb" it is barely getting Out of the charging dock and of course not finding its way Home. Its movements also started to get strange. Instead of recognizing walls and obstecals beforehand, its crashing them with the bumper. Also it moves backwards quite often, causing it to Crash into walls with the backside. My Problem: even after resetting it to factory parameters (with the little pin button under the hood) it kept this weird behaviour. Do you Guys have any Idea what to do? Since the first experience was actually quite good, i havent given Up on it yet (and also quite Sure that there is no hardware defect). It seems like some Software or orientation issue... Thank you in advance!!! Any Help is appreciated. PS: obviously no native speaker... So please excuse my shitty english.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Hey all, I’ve been recommended to LEEP and was curious if you would seek 2nd opinion or no as my biopsy is rather ambiguous…. HPV 18/45+, ASCUS pap, single punch biopsy cin1 but with a detached unoriented dysplasic fragment that shows strong, diffuse p16 positive staining “concerning for high grade dysplasia, cannot exclude focal high grade dysplasia.” So….straight to LEEP? Has anyone had an ambiguous result like this and what were the recommendations? It seems the fragment isn’t gradable due to lack of orientation but I’ve read that p16 is inappropriate to use on cin1. Hmmmm. Thoughts? Part of me says LEEP and get on with it but want to make sure it’s justified and not out of med system overload. On the other hand, biopsy/LEEP correlation seems imperfect under the best circumstances….

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why