How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
Are pun requests allowed?
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
Just PUTIN this here for everyone to see.
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?
Because he succeeded from the union
You know what they say about communism,
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?
They proposed some sweeping changes.
What is the most indifferent country in world history?
A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
Even in places where grocery workers are allowed to unionize people who do bagging work have no say on what goes into each new contract.
Baggers can't be choosers after all.
One thing about unions in America...
If there's ever a good time to strike, they know how to picket.
In Soviet Union comment corrects you
Why don't unionized workers do everything at zero cost?
They're free of charge, right?
Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
I didn't think the metalworkers union existed any longer
But I guess they are steel around.
The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...
I guess they were Stalin around.
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?
Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?
They were strike anywhere.
What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?
A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, “Why that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”
Looks like someone's working his ass off
What is a Russian wedding called?
How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
Why don't cars start in the soviet union?
If communist fatalists band together, is it the So-be-it union?
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
What do you call a group of Russian pessimists?
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
What should you call a Russian Wedding?
What do you call a Russian wedding?
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