A list of puns related to "Unionism"
Iβm the CIEIO
They were always having strikes
Union some you lose some.
Too many red flags.
Because they kept Stalin π€ π€ π€
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This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, βThe Colour of Magicβ, Prologue.
Amazon lobsters in Maine attempt to unionize, but wind up in hot water. In an interview, Jeff Bezos simply stated, βPass the butter.β
They were Stalin.
βItβs about high time,β commented the union representative.
A Soviet Union.
(I got this idea from a meme)
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
The red flags were everywhere.
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
Russian weddings should be called the Soviet Union
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Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke itβs leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookiesβ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakeryβs reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
They proposed some sweeping changes.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
Because they're always Russian.
Uni-corn!
There were red flags all over the place
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
His marriage was unionized
A ,rade.
Because they love Stalin
Red flags everywhere.
If there's ever a good time to strike, they know how to picket.
Baggers can't be choosers after all.
They're free of charge, right?
I guess they were Stalin around.
The So-be-it Union
Everyone. They all share the blame.
But I guess they are steel around.
Because he succeeded from the union
The USS Aarrgh
They only had ours!
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isnβt sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, βWhy thatβs a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!β
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