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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Oja__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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My dad on an unarmed bank robber

My dad was reading the paper after we had finished eating dinner, and said this after reading an excerpt

Dad: "Well, it shouldn't be too hard find a guy with no arms"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Only_Abe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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What do you call karate for amputees?

Partial Arts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurabhn24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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A person was arrested at the special Olympics.

The person was unarmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I once challenged an amputee to a swordfight

But he came unarmed :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pineapple_cherry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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If you're ever running from the cops, just cut off your arms.

They can't arrest you if you're unarmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juiciijayy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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We were at the dentist today and my youngest asked what this was....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potter1313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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why aren't amputees dangerous?

Because they're unarmed.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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I really wanted to go to the amputee convention...

but it costs an arm and a leg to get in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellsdb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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Our Hero

Our hero is rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

Our hero lives in Marree, South Australia. He hears about a job opportunity in Darwin, so goes to his car to drive the 3,100 ks to Darwin. One problem, his car won't start.

This is no problem for our hero, because he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

He walks to Darwin.

When he gets there, the bosses love him, and offer him the job on the spot.

"One problem," they say "The job is in Cape Town, and all air traffic has been halted because of the cyclones"

No problem for our hero. He's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

Our hero gets on the boat to travel the 11,000 ks to Cape Town.

Not far into the journey, the boat hits a storm and capsizes. No problems for our hero, he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

He starts swimming.

In the open ocean, a container ship spots him, and offers to help.

"One problem," the captain says over the loud speaker, "There's no rope".

No problem for our hero, he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

He scales the side of the ship bare-handed.

A few days later, they're attacked by pirates. One problem, he's unarmed and outnumbered

No problem for our hero as he is rough, he is tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

Our hero valiantly defends himself, gets some weapons, and is defending the bridge from all attackers.

He fights off the captain of the pirates, and deals him a mortal blow. One problem, the captain in his death throws, pushes our hero off the bridge, and he plummets towards the deck.

No problem for our hero as he's rough, he's tough, he's made of mighty stuff, and he's been through many hardships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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A man walks into a prosthetic store and attempts to rob it.

Lucky for him, everyone inside was unarmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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Did you hear about the war against a militant group of quadruple amputees?

Don't worry, they were unarmed and defeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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What can you say about a guy with no arms?

He is unarmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenTIFU
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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