At a UI design meeting - "Should we use a caret?" (>)

"No, I think a stick would be more appropriate here."

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👤︎ u/xtravar
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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Programmer's dadjoke

A coworker who is writing documentation about some buggy software was asking me "What do you call that UI element? Is it a sidebar or a pane?"

"It's pretty buggy, so it's definitely a pane"

The split second between the moment she got it and the groan was well worth it.

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📅︎ Oct 11 2014
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He wouldn't be my dad without the jokes

http://imgur.com/UiODJRb

He posted a photo on his Facebook of the semen-based recipe book and made some really bad semen puns and so did all of his friends.

Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way.

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👤︎ u/lolsasha
📅︎ Dec 04 2013
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