A list of puns related to "Ugg"
What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers
What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers
What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands
What shoes does a doctor wear? -Shollβs
What shoes does a priest wear? -donβt know but Iβm sure itβs got a Sole
Iβll see myself out
Had this conversation with my son last night, he's been on a dad joke kick for the last six months, most of the time they fail miserably.
Son: Dad, do you know what a good noun is?
Me(rolling eyes, knowing where this is going): No, what?
Son: a Pronoun.
Me (with all seriousness): Bud, that was terrible.
Son: You know what else is terrible?
Me (wishing this was over): Ugg, What?
Son: Paper.
Dear Son, you ever read this I couldn't have been more proud. You had me giggling the rest of the night.
Ugg!
My co-worker turned to a veteran employee and said, βya know, for as long as ugg has been around Iβm surprised they havenβt made any uggs for dogs.β
I chuckle to myself for a few seconds and he asks, βWhat the hell is so funny?β
I respond in the voice of an over enthusiastic sales man, βHello there miss, I see youβve brought your dog in today, what size is she....K-9?β
My mom texted my dad, breaking the news and stating I'll be in a boot for a while.
My dad responded: "Ugh. I mean, UGG"
Her: "Mommy, I'm poopy!"
Myself: "Hi poopy, I'm /u/PM_ME_YOUR_EYESMILE!"
Her: "Ugg! Don't do that!"
Myself: mad cackling
I'm not sure I should have kids.
My boyfriend is sick and today we were standing in line behind a woman wearing Ugg boots. Dad joke is as follows:
Boyfriend: I feel like those boots.
Me: Why?
Boyfriend: Ugg.
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