UGG Puns

What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers

What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers

What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands

What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s

What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole

I’ll see myself out

Had this conversation with my son last night, he's been on a dad joke kick for the last six months, most of the time they fail miserably.

Son: Dad, do you know what a good noun is?

Me(rolling eyes, knowing where this is going): No, what?

Son: a Pronoun.

Me (with all seriousness): Bud, that was terrible.

Son: You know what else is terrible?

Me (wishing this was over): Ugg, What?

Son: Paper.

Dear Son, you ever read this I couldn't have been more proud. You had me giggling the rest of the night.

Ugg!

My co-worker turned to a veteran employee and said, “ya know, for as long as ugg has been around I’m surprised they haven’t made any uggs for dogs.”

I chuckle to myself for a few seconds and he asks, “What the hell is so funny?”

I respond in the voice of an over enthusiastic sales man, “Hello there miss, I see you’ve brought your dog in today, what size is she....K-9?”

My mom texted my dad, breaking the news and stating I'll be in a boot for a while.

My dad responded: "Ugh. I mean, UGG"

Her: "Mommy, I'm poopy!"
Myself: "Hi poopy, I'm /u/PM_ME_YOUR_EYESMILE!"
Her: "Ugg! Don't do that!" Myself: mad cackling

I'm not sure I should have kids.

My boyfriend is sick and today we were standing in line behind a woman wearing Ugg boots. Dad joke is as follows:

Boyfriend: I feel like those boots.

Me: Why?

Boyfriend: Ugg.