Thongs Puns

A list of puns related to "Thongs"

Did you hear the story of the missing thong underwear?

It’s a whale of a tale.

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👤︎ u/SkinniJimmi
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Do old women wear panties or thongs?

Depends

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👤︎ u/googonite
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you stuff into a Latina stripper's thong?

Juans

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👤︎ u/Dovahjerk
📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

It was a flop.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?

Stranger Thongs

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👤︎ u/supra_elongata
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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I quit using autocorrect.

It's changed every thong

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👤︎ u/ChildfreeAtheist1024
📅︎ May 06 2020
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Are underpants with a 3.14 mm wide crotch fabric called

pi-thongs?

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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What do you call a pair of undies that was lost in the mail?

A late bloomer.

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👤︎ u/StanggTwin
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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I’ve just had a great idea for a set of game of thrones themed lingerie

A thong of ice and fire.

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👤︎ u/DarkMatterSpacePigs
📅︎ May 06 2019
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What does a snake wear to the beach?

A py-thong

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👤︎ u/Anonomyos
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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My girlfriend was complaining that her underwear kept giving her a wedgie

I told her "I guess that thong isn't really fun-to-wear then." Commence that eye roll and head shake.

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👤︎ u/notFBI__
📅︎ Jul 22 2017
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A three-reader face-palmer of a dadjoke

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

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👤︎ u/CattMristoff
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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Radio dad joke.

Listening to Triple J (Australian music radio station) and witnessed this dad joke (probably not the exact words):

When you wear bacon thongs, you get rashers.

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👤︎ u/Furah
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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