I broke my toe last night...

My mom texted my dad, breaking the news and stating I'll be in a boot for a while.

My dad responded: "Ugh. I mean, UGG"

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👤︎ u/cj9wright
📅︎ Dec 05 2016
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My delirious boyfriend.

My boyfriend is sick and today we were standing in line behind a woman wearing Ugg boots. Dad joke is as follows:

Boyfriend: I feel like those boots.

Me: Why?

Boyfriend: Ugg.

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👤︎ u/Ambuhvee
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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