My friends learned about my butt fetish...

Now I’m in therapy for crack addiction.

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👤︎ u/Cromantica
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Need your help naming my cat!

Hi pun-masters!

I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! It’s a grey\white Maine coon male.

The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called « Sean Coonery », I thought it was adorable!

I’m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldn’t mind helping me a little!

I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!

Thanks in advance!

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👤︎ u/djieff0
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
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So we were playing Scattergories...

My sister said "Tyrone" for a boy's name that starts with T. My dad blurted out "Tyrone shoelaces!"

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👤︎ u/rachi3
📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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