A grave mistake.
An educated guess
I have Trypophobia. OH MY FUCKING GOD I DID IT AGAIN.
It was spelt incorrectly.
Somethings wrong I can feel it
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
I write all wrongs.
The line was dead.
My apartment is currently having radiator problems and while discussing it via email, one of my buddies made the following typo: "...I'm more interested in when they will Putin [sic] a new floor lest we repeat the multi-week hole in the ceiling experience."
To which I reply: "Like roommate, I'm wondering when they'll fix the floor but my guess is that they're just Stalin while they wait for the radiator situation to be worked out."
Dad was talking on a Facebook event post about a cookout/party.
Dad: I'll probably have to get some bear and sodas.
Then another post, though he could have just edited the typo.
Dad: Beer, not bear. That would be pretty grizzly.
He is a new friend and I saw that he was friends with one of my best friends, turns out they were best friends growing up. We'll call my new friend Randy, because his name is Randy.
Randy: Went to high school and all that with him! That's crazy. Small word!
Me : It is a small word.
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Me: "Text me when you're her" (I meant to say here) Dad: "The sex change operation was complete! I'm her!"
Friend and I were having a rather bizarre discussion online when it jokingly turned into this:
Friend: "Anyone who denies (insert comic character) is a heretic. He's a minor deity."
Me: "Oookay, I'm going to stop you there."
Friend: "Probably a god thing."
(I'm not sure this constitutes a dad joke, but the unintentional pun immediately made me think of you guys. Sorry for any offense!)
A grave mistake
I write all the wrongs.
