Doctor, I can't get this turban off my head!
Hmm...
"Sikh help."
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a turban made out of paper towels.
Bartender: What the hell?
Pirate: Arrr, there is a Bounty on me head.
“Boss, I’m not coming in today. I woke up this morning and found that I grew a thick beard and have a turban on.”
Boss: What?
Man: Yes, I’m calling in Sikh.
What do you call Dr Jekyll in a Turban?
Hyde and Sikh
Indians who wear turbans don't make good rhymes
They make Sikh wraps
Driving with my dad when he overtakes a Sikh wearing a turban...
Dad looks at the Sikh and then looks at me and says, "I though he would have been driving faster with he turbine on."
What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?
A turban legend
