After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
Don't try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
I woodn’t try it if I were you...
You really should try archery while blindfolded.
You don't know what you're missing.
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
What do you call an alligator that always tries to stir up trouble
Let me try uncle gravity next
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
Been meaning stop here for breakfast...everyone says I have to try their gloryholes.
Don't try to high five an executioner....
They'll leave you hanging.
At Thanksgiving this year I’m going to try to not show my disdain for my Vegan relatives.
They hate it when you have a beef with them. And last year they seemed offended when I gave them the bird.
American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
I try and keep track of how much toffee I consume.
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?”
I said, “That...sounds like a big step.”
I went to try my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
My brother wants to try skydiving so I warned him that...
It has so many downfalls.
I try to use the word mucho as much as I can around my Spanish-speaking friends.
I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it
The current version has a nasty virus
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awareness
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
Why do astronomers always try to lose?
They’re only interested in the constellation prize.
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all. Just water it with Kettle One and wok away without really frying. Hopefully it’ll produce a nice stock.
So I try to eat healthy
But every time I try, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers
After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.
It seems he doesn’t have the balls to do it again.
I finally gave Japanese Natto a try
First child born in a couple of weeks so I thought to give it the good ol try. Sometimes when I’m down I go to the mall and use the elevator.
So it can lift me up and make my day better.
I tried to OC.
I try speaking to my grandfather in his urn.
I have a feeling he is turning a deaf ear.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
My cousin tries to keep posting jokes on this sub, but gets repeatedly banned by the mods.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed].
I always try to avoid cracks in the pavement
What do you call it when two spies named james try to become friends?
I try so hard to make puns
But it's always a dad joke
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down "funeral"?
No? Shame, it was real fun.
I always try to push other people at the gym
I once knocked an old woman into a treadmill
I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!” A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
Have you gotten to try blindfolded archery?
No? Well you don't know what you're missing!
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