The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
"Don't worry," he replies, "It's carrion."
I looked down at my shirt and said, "but I like my polo".
I had to explain it, but once she got it she thought it was hilarious. I'm very proud of this joke.
but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own bum.
Then you will de-feet him
He didn’t want to be an Olympic Schwimmer.
It only makes things worse.
and asked if I'd like to try it.
"Sure I would!" I replied, and enthusiastically took a bite.
Well he was immediately horrified when he looked at my reaction and asked me "Oh my gosh, is it that horrible?"
"No," I answered. "It's just a little off pudding."
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
She told me that was a naan starter.
It's the fee line.
I bet they're out of this world.
I can’t figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that tiny little envelope.
I prefer pop
There's a lot to unpack there.
It just goes right over their heads
I think she's going to take me up on it.
You can only get snowbored.
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.
They're too gamey.
Chemist 1 : Hey, try this new soda I like so much.
Chemist 2 : takes litmus paper and dips it into the glass
Chemist 1 : You don’t trust me?
Chemist 2 : It was just a lye detector test.
So, I had a headache
Such an incel
He appreciated the jester
It's time consuming
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I must be allergic to diary
The current version has a nasty virus
Because X marks the spot
I said she'll look stupid without any ears 👂
He was the original trip advisor.
It's a fitting room.
It’s a little fishy
You don't know what you're missing.
he gets two worms, puts one in vodka, and one in water. The worm in vodka dies in 20 minutes, while the worm in water survives 3 whole days. the man asks his son, "what did you learn today?" and the son responds "never bathe in alcohol"
So, I had the headache.