A list of puns related to "Tribesmen"
They are too defenseless. They should dodge arrows or at least bring their arms up if you try to headshot during combat. This could also make stealth meaningful since it would be the only guaranteed way to survive a fight without taking damage. Who doesn't want to be an Amazon Ninja?
There's a claim that has been circulating lately at Abraham Lincoln oversaw the largest mass execution (38 people) in American history.
Though the Dakota War was a horrendous, murderous and completely preventable affair, spurred by the mistreatment and starvation of Dakota people, placing the blame for the federal Government's response squarely on Abraham Lincoln is a mischaracterization of events.
After the raids had taken place, 392 Dakota people were tried by military tribunal. 16 Were given jail sentences, 303 were handed the death penalty.
Presidential permission had to be obtained to carry out the executions and the sentences were brought to the president for review and approval. At the height of the Civil War, Lincoln reviewed each case and said that he would sign off on death penalties that were handed out for those guilty of rape. Two men fit that criteria.
Facing resistance from the governor of Minnesota and the implied threat that revenge would be sought whether the president signed off on it or not, Lincoln expanded the criteria to include those convicted specifically participating in massacres, outside of conventional battle. 38 death sentences were carried out, fitting that criteria.
From the city of Alt Wien the lord of the Danube assembles his warband and marches to unite the divided Deutsch tribes of the Danube, glory to Alemannreich!
3 tribesmen were about to get punished. The chief told them to bring 10 fruits from their crops.
The first one brought 10 apples. The chief then said that those 10 apples would be inserted in his asshole. If he manages to not show any reaction when all the apples get inserted, he gets to live otherwise he would be killed. When the first apple was inserted, pain could be seen from his face and he was then killed.
The second one arrived with 10 berries. After the chief's explaination, they proceeded with the punishment. Just when the last berry was about to get inserted, he suddenly laughed. He was then killed.
At the afterlife, the two tribesmen met.
Tribesmen1: You were so close to surviving. Why the heck did you suddenly laughed?
Tribemen2: I saw the third one from afar carrying 10 watermelons.
when they come across a cave where they see a light and hear a whistle. Soon one tribesman removes all his clothes and runs into the cave. The missionary is confused and the other one explains that this is a mating call and a woman would be waiting inside the cave.
They continue walking and they reach a bigger cave where they hear a louder whistle and see a brighter light. The tribesman smiles and says "two women" and sheds his clothes while running to the cave.
The missionary keeps walking and reaches an even bigger cave when he sees a brighter light and hears a louder whistle. He's ecstatic and gets naked, runs to the cave.
Next day newspaper has news - Naked man dead after being hit by train
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