My old high school teacher is from Utah. To this day, I apply the many lessons she gave. If I were to see her today, I would give a big hug tell her…

β€œUtah-t me a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bavy_Wagels
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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Today (9/29) is National Coffee Day in the US. Give me your best coffee dad joke! (Thanks a latte)

I know you can brew up something funny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelatdisney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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Today is the day I can post it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogkerung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Today is the worst day of my life. My wife got hit by a bus and....

I lost my job as a bus driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texasspacejoey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Did you know that today is the only day that tells you what to do?

March fourth!

(I told this to my coworkers and none of them appreciated my sense of humor)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jennchow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna grow it back to you,
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?

Black Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Today is the best day of the year!

It's a real 10/10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Accendil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/717to321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Today is the worst day of the year

It's definitely 1/10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrReality173
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Every day at work I write something silly on the dry erase paint 'whiteboard' by my desk and this is today's contribution. [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnymatters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2012
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Today is the last day I work at subway ...

.. and it's a wrap !

(wow I made this one by myself and I'm not even a dad (I hope not at least))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt-Doz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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today is the last day in the 21st century having consecutive prime numbers.

go on, you know you want to party like its 2099

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnhsun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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So today is both Fathers Day and the first day of Spring... imgur.com/wSH5GUG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/princesspeachey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Today is the only day of the year, where the day tells you what to do

March fourth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilspawn421
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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